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30 Funniest Ford Jokes
Funny Ford jokes: "What's the difference between a Ford and a porcupine? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside." "How do you double the value…
31 Best December Jokes
Funny December jokes: "How many seconds are there in December? One: December 2nd." "Where does December come before November? In the dictionary."…
30 Funniest September Jokes
Funny September jokes: "How many seconds are there in September? One: September 2nd." "Why is September so good at math? Every day, it subtracts a…
31 Funniest October Jokes
Funny October jokes: "How many seconds are there in October? One: October 2nd." "What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music." "Why do…
31 Funniest August Jokes
Funny August jokes: "How many seconds are there in August? One: August 2nd." "Where does August come before July? In the dictionary." "What type…
31 Funniest 4th of July Jokes
Funny 4th of July jokes: "What's red, white, blue, and green? A seasick Uncle Sam." "What's the best tea to drink on the 4th of July? Liber-tea."…
31 Funniest July Jokes
Funny July jokes: "Why did July break up with June? It needed to declare its independence." "How many seconds are there in July? One: July 2nd."…
30 Funniest Jokes About June
Funny June jokes: "Where does June come before May? In the dictionary." "How many seconds are there in June? One: June 2nd." "Why is June just…
31 Funniest May Jokes
Funny May jokes: "What does May steep its tea in? Spring water." "What’s May’s favorite type of music? Heavy petal." "What’s May’s favorite type…
31 Funniest April Jokes
Funny April jokes: "Why didn’t April showers bring May flowers this year? They forgot the address." "Why did April refuse to play cards? It was…
31 Funny March Jokes That'll Thaw Your Laughter
Funny March jokes: "How do you know March is feeling happy? There’s a little spring in its step." "Why did March have an identity crisis? It…
28 Best February Jokes
Funny February jokes: "How many seconds are there in February? One: February 2nd." Why is February bad in bed? It always finishes prematurely."…
31 Funniest January Jokes
Funny January jokes: "What’s January’s favorite body part? The cold shoulder." "What do you get if you cross January with a vampire? Frostbite."…
20 Funniest Saturday Jokes
Funny Saturday jokes: "Who is Saturday’s favorite musician? The Weeknd." "Why does Saturday feel so strong? Because all 5 days before it were…
30 Best Friday Jokes for Work
Funny Friday jokes for work: "Why is Friday my laptop’s favorite day? It finally gets to sleep." "What do you call a productive Friday? A plot…
35 Friday Jokes for a Pre-Weekend Laugh
"What do Fridays and Prozac have in common? They both make your troubles disappear." "How do you ruin someone's Friday? Remind them it's still…
50 Monday Jokes for a Much-Needed Laugh
Funny Monday jokes: "What's the difference between Monday and an elevator? An elevator doesn’t always bring you down." "If each day is a gift, I'd…
50 Funniest Sunday Jokes
Funny Sunday jokes: "What's Sunday's favorite food? A sundae." "Why did Sunday take an art class? To draw out the weekend." "What's Sunday's…
30 Best November Jokes
Funny November jokes: "What’s the most pessimistic month of the year? NO-vember." "How many seconds are there in November? One: November 2nd."…
45 Deer Jokes That'll Have You Buckling with Laughter
Funny deer jokes: "What’s a deer’s least favorite type of bread? Sour doe." What’s every deer’s favorite place to get coffee? Star-bucks." "Why…
50 Cookie Jokes That Are Deliciously Funny
Funny cookie jokes: "What’s a cookie’s favorite Beatles song? Crumb Together." "Why did the Oreo visit a dentist? To get a filling replacement."…
50 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes for a Merry Laugh
Funny Chrismas knock knock jokes: "Knock, knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I open my gifts now, please?" "Knock, knock. Who's there? Yule.…
50 Mario Jokes That'll Level Up Your Laughter
Funny Mario jokes: "What is Mario’s favorite musical? Mamma Mia." "What happened to Mario’s cart when he parked illegally? It got toad." "What is…
50 Vampire Jokes Worth Sinking Your Teeth Into
Funny vampire jokes: "Why did the vampire read the newspaper? He heard it had great circulation." "Why did the vampire flunk art class and become…