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50 Construction Jokes That Nail the Punchline
Funny construction jokes: "What’s a construction worker’s least favorite season? Fall." "How do construction workers party? They raise the roof."…
30 Submarine Jokes for Some Nautical Nonsense
Funny submarine jokes: "Why did the submarine flunk school? It kept going below C level." "Why don’t submarines get stressed? They’re used to…
50 Uranus Jokes That Are Actually Funny
Funny Uranus jokes: "How do you set Uranus on fire? Eat a few too many jalapeños." "How do you organize an orgy in space? You planet on Uranus."…
50 Squirrel Jokes So Funny, They'll Drive You Nuts
Funy squirrel jokes: "A squirrel once said, “You are what you eat.” Everyone thought he was nuts." "What's a squirrel’s favorite streaming…
40 Airplane Jokes That Are Cleared for Laughter
Funny airplane jokes: "What do you call it when you're sick of being at the airport? Terminal illness." "Why did the airplane go to therapy? It…
30 Batman Jokes Even the Dark Knight Would Laugh At
Funny Batman jokes: "What do you get when Batman skips church? Christian Bale." "What was Batman’s rap name growing up? Lil Wayne." "What do…
20 Thursday Jokes That Are Actually Funny
Funny Thursday jokes: "Why did Thursday drink so much water? It was thirst-day." "Where does Friday come before Thursday? In the dictionary." "Why…
50 Goat Jokes That'll Make You Laugh Your Hooves Off
Funny goat jokes: "Why do goats hate jokes? They’ve herd them all." "What do you call a goat on a rural mountain? Hill Billy." "What’s a goat’s…
50 Nut Jokes That'll Crack a Laugh
Funny nut jokes: "Why do nuts make terrible politicians? They always crack under pressure." "Which type of nut wears a bra? A chestnut." "Which…
45 Mushroom Jokes That’ll Have You Tripping
Funny mushroom jokes: "Why was the mushrooms so confident? Because he had great morel support." "Why did the mushroom take so long in the…
30 Best Butt Jokes
Funny butt jokes: "What do you call a detective butt? Sherlock Bums." "What do you call a butt that's a judge? A deliverer of "just-ass.” "What do…
50 Potato Jokes That'll Make You Laugh Your Tubers Off
Funny potato jokes: "How do potatoes resolve an argument? They hash it out." "Why did the potato smoke weed? It wanted to get baked." "Why did the…
50 Cowboy Jokes That Are Sure to Lasso a Laugh
Funny cowboy jokes: "What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher." "Why did the cowboy take an art class? To learn how to draw his gun." "Why…
20 Tuesday Jokes That Are Actually Funny
Funny Tuesday jokes: "Why is Tuesday the most optimistic day? It still believes the week will get better." "What do you call a Tuesday with no…
30 Best Big Forehead Jokes
"Your forehead is so big, mind readers charge you double." "Your forehead is so big, when you sweat, it’s considered a flash flood." "Your…
50 Pokemon Jokes That'll Make You Laugh Your Ash Off
Funny pokémon jokes: "Why did the Wailmer cross the ocean? To get to the other tide!" "Why did the Squirtle go to the party? It wanted to…
50 Water Jokes That Are Dripping with Humor
Funny water jokes: "How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!" "How do you know if a river is rich? It has two banks!" "How do you…
50 Pumpkin Jokes That Are Clever & Funny
Funny pumpkin jokes: "What's a pumpkin's favorite sport? Squash!" "What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?…
50 Ocean Jokes That'll Make Waves of Laughter
Funny ocean jokes: "How does the ocean say hello? It waves!" "Why did the ocean break up with the pond? It thought the pond was too shallow." "Why…
50 Cheesy Pizza Jokes for Kids
Funny pizza jokes for kids: "What does a pizza say when it introduces itself? "Slice to meet you!" "What’s a dog’s favorite type of pizza?…
50 Pizza Jokes That Are Funny & Cheesy
Funny pizza jokes: "Why did the pizza maker go broke? He just couldn't make enough dough." "Where does pizzas sleep at night? In the Pizza Hut."…
50 Funny Frog Jokes for Kids
Funny frog jokes for kids: "What kind of music do frogs like? Hip hop!" "Why did the frog take the bus? Because his car got toad!" "What's a…
50 Frog Jokes That'll Have You Croaking with Laughter
Funny frog jokes: "What's a frog's favorite soda? Croak-a-Cola." "What do frogs wear on their feet? Open-toad shoes." "What's a frog's favorite…
50 Cute Duck Jokes for Kids
Funny duck jokes for kids: "What do you call a duck on Halloween? A quack-o'-lantern." "What's a duck's favorite snack? Cheese and quackers."…