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50 Duck Jokes That'll Quack You Up
Funny duck jokes: "Why did the duck go to the bank? To get a new bill." "What do you call a duck that steals? A robber ducky." "What do you call a…
50 Clever ‘What’s the Difference Between…’ Jokes
Funny 'What’s the difference between' jokes: "What’s the difference between a talking politician and a pencil? The pencil has a point." "What’s…
50 Disney Jokes for Kids That Are Cute & Funny!
Funny Disney jokes for kids: "What's Mickey Mouse's favorite treat? Moussecake!" "What's Elsa's favorite breakfast? Frosted Flakes." "What did the…
50 Disney Jokes So Funny, Even Mickey Would Laugh
Funny Disney jokes: "Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? To visit Pluto!" "Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? Because she kept running…
50 Funny Fall Jokes for Kids
Funny fall jokes for kids: "What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash." "What's a tree's favorite drink? Root beer." "How do leaves get from…
50 Funniest Jokes About Fall
Funny fall jokes: "How to trees share ideas with each other? Through leaflets." "What's a tree's favorite dating app? Timber." "How do leaves get…
40 Cute Spring Jokes for Kids
Funny spring jokes for kids: "What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny." "What do you call a snowman in spring? A puddle." "How do April…
40 Funniest Jokes About Spring
Funny spring jokes: "What do you call a snowman in spring? A puddle." "What did the bee say to the flower in spring? "Hey bud, when do you open?"…
25 Funniest Chicken Jokes for Kids
Funny chicken jokes for kids: "What do you call a chicken that's good at math? A mathemachicken." "How do chickens stay fit? They do egg-cercise!"…
30 Best Chicken Jokes
Funny chicken jokes: "What's a chicken's favorite kind of movie? A chick flick." "How did the chicken cross the road? In a KFC bucket." "Why did…
20 Funniest Soccer Jokes for Kids
Funny soccer jokes for kids: "What is a soccer player's favorite type of tea? Penal-tea." "What is a soccer player's favorite candy? Kick-Kats."…
25 Best Soccer Jokes
Funny soccer jokes: "What's a soccer player's favorite beverage? Penal-tea." "Why did the soccer player go to jail? For shooting the ball." "How…
30 Rain Jokes That'll Splash a Laugh
Funny rain jokes: "What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror." "What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear." "What's a cloud's…
25 Best Rock Jokes
Funny rock jokes: "Why did the rock join the band? It wanted to be a rolling stone." "What's a rock's favorite book? "Harry Potter and the…
30 Most Savage Bald Jokes
Funny bald jokes: "Why did the bald man get a pet rabbit? To have at least some hare in his life." "What do you call lice on a bald man’s head?…
40 Savage ‘You’re So Ugly…’ Jokes
Funny you're so ugly jokes: "You're so ugly, when you look in the mirror, your reflection ducks." "You're so ugly, your birth certificate is an…
30 Best Fruit Jokes
Funny fruit jokes: "What do you an orange in a gang? A blood orange." "What do you call a melon that's not allowed to get married? Cantaloupe."…
35 Best Biology Jokes
Funny biology jokes: "What did the biologist wear to impress his date? Designer genes." "Why don't biologists trust atoms? They make up…
30 Best ‘It's So Cold…’ Jokes
Funny it's so cold jokes: "It's so cold, my slushy got a brain freeze." "It's so cold, the thermometer called in sick." "It's so cold, hot…
50 Best ‘It's So Hot…’ Jokes
Funny it's so hot jokes: "It's so hot, chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs." "It's so hot, I saw a fire hydrant begging a dog to pee on it."…
25 Best Pickle Jokes
Funny pickle jokes: "How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience." "What do you call a pickle you buy at a great…
50 Best Emo Jokes
Funny emo jokes: "What do you call an emo kid with a happy song on their playlist? A poser." "How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope."…
25 Best Wednesday Jokes
Funny Wednesday jokes: "Why did Wednesday go to therapy? It had a mid-week crisis." "What do you call an exciting Wednesday? A rare find." "Why…
35 Best DJ Jokes
Funny DJ jokes: "Why did the DJ go to the doctor? He had a sick beat." "How does a DJ pay his bills? With a sound check." "Why was the DJ a bad…