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30 Best Owl Jokes
Funny owl jokes: "What do you call an owl dressed in armor? A knight owl." "Why don't owls study for tests? They prefer to wing it." "What's an…
42 Savage ‘You’re So Dumb’ Jokes
Funny you're so dumb jokes: "You're so dumb, you thought seaweed was something fish smoke." "You're so dumb, you tripped over a wireless internet…
30 Best Basketball Jokes
Funny basketball jokes: "What's a basketball player's least favorite fast food? In-N-Out Burger." Why don't basketball players go on vacation?…
25 Best Monkey Jokes
Funny monkey jokes: "What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom!" "What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips? A chipmunk!" "What do…
30 Best Turtle Jokes
Funny turtle jokes: "What do you call a turtle who tries to beat a rabbit in a race? Optimistic." "What do you call a turtle who takes up…
23 Best Flower Jokes
Funny flower jokes: "What did the bee say to the flower? "Hey, bud, when do you open?" "What do flowers study in school? STEM subjects." "Why…
40 Best Taylor Swift Jokes
Funny Taylor Swift jokes: "Why did Taylor Swift break up with the calendar? It had too many dates." "Why did Taylor Swift go to art class? To…
30 Best Corn Jokes
Funny corn jokes: "What did the baby corn ask the mommy corn? "Where is popcorn?" "What do you call corn that joins the army? Kernel." "Why did…
30 Best Car Jokes
Funny car jokes: "Why did the car break up with the GPS? It was tired of being told where to go." "Why did the car apply for a new job? It wanted…
25 Best Sus Jokes
Funny sus jokes: "Why was the calendar sus? Its days were numbered." "Why was the light bulb sus? It had a shady past." "Why was the math book…
36 Best Ice Cream Jokes
Funny ice cream jokes: "Why was the ice cream so bad at tennis? It had a soft serve!" "What's an ice cream's favorite TV show? Game of Cones!"…
40 Best Short People Jokes
"You're so short, when it rains you're the last to know." "You’re so short, you get altitude sickness on curbs." "You're so short, you need a…
30 Best Colonoscopy Jokes
Funny colonoscopy jokes: "What did the doctor say after a successful colonoscopy? "It's all behind you now!" "What's a colon's favorite movie?…
25 Best Banana Jokes
Funny banana jokes: "Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well." "Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn't…
65 Best Ginger Jokes
Funny ginger jokes: "What do you call a ginger at a party? The punchline." "What do you call a ginger with a six-pack? Photoshopped." "What do…
101 Best Dirty Yo Mama Jokes
Dirty yo mama jokes: "Yo mama is so hot, she caused global warming all by herself." "Yo mama is so hot, I’d do her in the bottom of a landfill."…
30 Best Shark Jokes
Funny shark jokes: "What do sharks order at McDonald's? A quarter flounder with cheese!" "What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?…
50 Best Fish Jokes
Funny fish jokes: "Why don't fish play basketball? Because they're afraid of the net!" "How do fish get high? Seaweed!" "Why do the richest fish…
35 Funniest Yo Mama Jokes for Kids
Funny yo mama jokes for kids: "Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said: "Only one person at a time please." "Yo mama is so slow,…
30 Best Little Johnny Jokes
Funny Little Johnny jokes: "Little Johnny's teacher asks, "If I have five bottles in one hand and six in the other hand, what do I have?" Little…
50 Best Deez Nuts Jokes
· Do you like Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragging deez nuts across your face. · Have you heard of Bofa? Bofa deez nuts! · Do you know what’s on the…
30 Best Rizz Jokes for Ultimate Charm
Best rizz jokes: “Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.” “Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is definitely flat, right?" “Wait,…