The Match Lab
Dating Tips
Breaking down the psychology of dating and relationships
25 Best Rock Jokes
Funny rock jokes: "Why did the rock join the band? It wanted to be a rolling stone." "What's a rock's favorite book? "Harry Potter and the…
30 Most Savage Bald Jokes
Funny bald jokes: "Why did the bald man get a pet rabbit? To have at least some hare in his life." "What do you call lice on a bald man’s head?…
40 Savage ‘You’re So Ugly…’ Jokes
Funny you're so ugly jokes: "You're so ugly, when you look in the mirror, your reflection ducks." "You're so ugly, your birth certificate is an…
30 Best Fruit Jokes
Funny fruit jokes: "What do you an orange in a gang? A blood orange." "What do you call a melon that's not allowed to get married? Cantaloupe."…
35 Best Biology Jokes
Funny biology jokes: "What did the biologist wear to impress his date? Designer genes." "Why don't biologists trust atoms? They make up…
30 Best ‘It's So Cold…’ Jokes
Funny it's so cold jokes: "It's so cold, my slushy got a brain freeze." "It's so cold, the thermometer called in sick." "It's so cold, hot…
50 Best ‘It's So Hot…’ Jokes
Funny it's so hot jokes: "It's so hot, chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs." "It's so hot, I saw a fire hydrant begging a dog to pee on it."…
25 Best Pickle Jokes
Funny pickle jokes: "How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience." "What do you call a pickle you buy at a great…
50 Best Emo Jokes
Funny emo jokes: "What do you call an emo kid with a happy song on their playlist? A poser." "How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope."…
25 Best Wednesday Jokes
Funny Wednesday jokes: "Why did Wednesday go to therapy? It had a mid-week crisis." "What do you call an exciting Wednesday? A rare find." "Why…
35 Best DJ Jokes
Funny DJ jokes: "Why did the DJ go to the doctor? He had a sick beat." "How does a DJ pay his bills? With a sound check." "Why was the DJ a bad…
30 Best Owl Jokes
Funny owl jokes: "What do you call an owl dressed in armor? A knight owl." "Why don't owls study for tests? They prefer to wing it." "What's an…
42 Savage ‘You’re So Dumb’ Jokes
Funny you're so dumb jokes: "You're so dumb, you thought seaweed was something fish smoke." "You're so dumb, you tripped over a wireless internet…
30 Best Basketball Jokes
Funny basketball jokes: "What's a basketball player's least favorite fast food? In-N-Out Burger." Why don't basketball players go on vacation?…
25 Best Monkey Jokes
Funny monkey jokes: "What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom!" "What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips? A chipmunk!" "What do…
30 Best Turtle Jokes
Funny turtle jokes: "What do you call a turtle who tries to beat a rabbit in a race? Optimistic." "What do you call a turtle who takes up…
23 Best Flower Jokes
Funny flower jokes: "What did the bee say to the flower? "Hey, bud, when do you open?" "What do flowers study in school? STEM subjects." "Why…
40 Best Taylor Swift Jokes
Funny Taylor Swift jokes: "Why did Taylor Swift break up with the calendar? It had too many dates." "Why did Taylor Swift go to art class? To…
30 Best Corn Jokes
Funny corn jokes: "What did the baby corn ask the mommy corn? "Where is popcorn?" "What do you call corn that joins the army? Kernel." "Why did…
30 Best Car Jokes
Funny car jokes: "Why did the car break up with the GPS? It was tired of being told where to go." "Why did the car apply for a new job? It wanted…
25 Best Sus Jokes
Funny sus jokes: "Why was the calendar sus? Its days were numbered." "Why was the light bulb sus? It had a shady past." "Why was the math book…
36 Best Ice Cream Jokes
Funny ice cream jokes: "Why was the ice cream so bad at tennis? It had a soft serve!" "What's an ice cream's favorite TV show? Game of Cones!"…
40 Best Short People Jokes
"You're so short, when it rains you're the last to know." "You’re so short, you get altitude sickness on curbs." "You're so short, you need a…
30 Best Colonoscopy Jokes
Funny colonoscopy jokes: "What did the doctor say after a successful colonoscopy? "It's all behind you now!" "What's a colon's favorite movie?…