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20 Funniest Saturday Jokes
Funny Saturday jokes: "Who is Saturday’s favorite musician? The Weeknd." "Why does Saturday feel so strong? Because all 5 days before it were…
30 Best Friday Jokes for Work
Funny Friday jokes for work: "Why is Friday my laptop’s favorite day? It finally gets to sleep." "What do you call a productive Friday? A plot…
35 Friday Jokes for a Pre-Weekend Laugh
"What do Fridays and Prozac have in common? They both make your troubles disappear." "How do you ruin someone's Friday? Remind them it's still…
50 Monday Jokes for a Much-Needed Laugh
Funny Monday jokes: "What's the difference between Monday and an elevator? An elevator doesn’t always bring you down." "If each day is a gift, I'd…
50 Funniest Sunday Jokes
Funny Sunday jokes: "What's Sunday's favorite food? A sundae." "Why did Sunday take an art class? To draw out the weekend." "What's Sunday's…
30 Best November Jokes
Funny November jokes: "What’s the most pessimistic month of the year? NO-vember." "How many seconds are there in November? One: November 2nd."…
45 Deer Jokes That'll Have You Buckling with Laughter
Funny deer jokes: "What’s a deer’s least favorite type of bread? Sour doe." What’s every deer’s favorite place to get coffee? Star-bucks." "Why…
50 Cookie Jokes That Are Deliciously Funny
Funny cookie jokes: "What’s a cookie’s favorite Beatles song? Crumb Together." "Why did the Oreo visit a dentist? To get a filling replacement."…
50 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes for a Merry Laugh
Funny Chrismas knock knock jokes: "Knock, knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I open my gifts now, please?" "Knock, knock. Who's there? Yule.…
50 Mario Jokes That'll Level Up Your Laughter
Funny Mario jokes: "What is Mario’s favorite musical? Mamma Mia." "What happened to Mario’s cart when he parked illegally? It got toad." "What is…
50 Vampire Jokes Worth Sinking Your Teeth Into
Funny vampire jokes: "Why did the vampire read the newspaper? He heard it had great circulation." "Why did the vampire flunk art class and become…
50 Construction Jokes That Nail the Punchline
Funny construction jokes: "What’s a construction worker’s least favorite season? Fall." "How do construction workers party? They raise the roof."…
30 Submarine Jokes for Some Nautical Nonsense
Funny submarine jokes: "Why did the submarine flunk school? It kept going below C level." "Why don’t submarines get stressed? They’re used to…
50 Uranus Jokes That Are Actually Funny
Funny Uranus jokes: "How do you set Uranus on fire? Eat a few too many jalapeños." "How do you organize an orgy in space? You planet on Uranus."…
50 Squirrel Jokes So Funny, They'll Drive You Nuts
Funy squirrel jokes: "A squirrel once said, “You are what you eat.” Everyone thought he was nuts." "What's a squirrel’s favorite streaming…
40 Airplane Jokes That Are Cleared for Laughter
Funny airplane jokes: "What do you call it when you're sick of being at the airport? Terminal illness." "Why did the airplane go to therapy? It…
30 Batman Jokes Even the Dark Knight Would Laugh At
Funny Batman jokes: "What do you get when Batman skips church? Christian Bale." "What was Batman’s rap name growing up? Lil Wayne." "What do…
20 Thursday Jokes That Are Actually Funny
Funny Thursday jokes: "Why did Thursday drink so much water? It was thirst-day." "Where does Friday come before Thursday? In the dictionary." "Why…
50 Goat Jokes That'll Make You Laugh Your Hooves Off
Funny goat jokes: "Why do goats hate jokes? They’ve herd them all." "What do you call a goat on a rural mountain? Hill Billy." "What’s a goat’s…
50 Nut Jokes That'll Crack a Laugh
Funny nut jokes: "Why do nuts make terrible politicians? They always crack under pressure." "Which type of nut wears a bra? A chestnut." "Which…
45 Mushroom Jokes That’ll Have You Tripping
Funny mushroom jokes: "Why was the mushrooms so confident? Because he had great morel support." "Why did the mushroom take so long in the…
30 Best Butt Jokes
Funny butt jokes: "What do you call a detective butt? Sherlock Bums." "What do you call a butt that's a judge? A deliverer of "just-ass.” "What do…
50 Potato Jokes That'll Make You Laugh Your Tubers Off
Funny potato jokes: "How do potatoes resolve an argument? They hash it out." "Why did the potato smoke weed? It wanted to get baked." "Why did the…
50 Cowboy Jokes That Are Sure to Lasso a Laugh
Funny cowboy jokes: "What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher." "Why did the cowboy take an art class? To learn how to draw his gun." "Why…